Weather
'Why did you come here?' inquired a party-goer.
'I liked the weather.' Tuji answered whole-heartedly while munching on a vegan hot-dog.
The party-goer was amazed. 'But everybody says the weather here is random, super hot days come abruptly just as rain could pour down at any moment.' The rain started to pour, soaking the hot-dogs on the trays.
'I do statistics. After averaging, the weather is nice.' said Tuji, unconvincingly, especially with the first statement. After averaging, everywhere in the temperate zone should be nice. Tuji made a mental note to himself to write up a brilliant response to such questions. The rain stopped just as its fury flared up.
The topics changed and wobbled around. The number of hot-dogs on the tray decreased.